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After a week, I have come to the realization that there are no words to convey the wondeful news regarding the Florida Prosecutor commiting suicide. He was busted in trying to meet up with a five year old girl in Michigan to have sex with her. He was trying to arrange a "date" through a parent, but it turned out to be an undercover cop instead. Why can't they all just take themselves off the societal burden list like this?